quotes of the week

"What is worse than eating a piece of shit?"
"Eating your own shit?"
"No! Eating two pieces of shit!"



"OMG, can you believe I ran out of eyeliner?"
"You don't have spare?"
"Spare?"
"If one day researchers find that eyeliners can cause some illness, I'll die."


"Ooh, I have one! Enhui told me this. Now, why is the sea blue?"
"It is a reflection of the sky?"
"No, because the fishes in the sea go 'blue, blue, blue'"